We put the X in Xmas when a politically incorrect Santa Claus comes to Atomic Books to teach Atomic TV’s elfin Tiny Tom and Scott “Scrooge” Huffines the true meaning of Christmas: pure and unadulterated sleaze. When he’s not thumbing through ANAL PLEASURE & HEALTH at Atomic Books, randy Santa is visiting strip clubs to get lap dances from surgically augmented dancers (on Donna, on Vixen!)… spanking bad go-go gals with his big peppermint candy cane… listening to the raucous rock caroling of local troubadors Garage Sale and The Krudz… and getting plastered on cheap brewskis before passing out in a pool of his own sick… Also see the incredible Boumi Temple Shriners and Howard Stern nutcase Suzanne Muldowney (Underdog Lady) take part in the Mayor’s Annual Holiday Parade in Baltimore’s White Trash Mecca, Hampden… see James Brown literally go straight to the ghetto for holiday cheer, see Joe Friday lay a nativity Dragnet to snare the missing baby Jesus, plus enjoy vintage Christmas cartoons and drive-in trailers!
Parade Highlights
 “Underdog Lady” |
 “Tiny Tom” Warner |
 Outside Atomic Books |
 Santa grabs a Bud! |
 “Bang! That’s Wild!” |
 “The Krudz” are jammin! |
 “Mmmm… tastes like plastic… Lick it up!” |
 “The Krudz” perform “Heat Miser/Cold Miser” |
 “Look Santa! More beer!” |
 Instro-mentalists “Garage Sale” |
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 Mychelle takes Santa and Tiny Tom to KAOS for holiday lap dances! |
 Say “hello” to “Britney” and prepare for a lap dance! |
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 Tiny Tom: “Thanks for getting me a lap dance, Santa! God Bless Us All!” |
 Santa has too much “holiday cheer” and pukes his guts out |
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