Atomic TV #27: The “Spring Cleaning” Episode Part 2

Once again we’ve raided our video archives to unload our self-indulgent folly on an unsuspecting audience in order to test how just how much torture (mascarading as entertainment) they can endure. This installment includes Belly Dancing in Essex to Elvis Impersonators, another look at Baltimore plumber Chris Jensen’s well-soiled Underwear Dance, Lance Ozanix the Barf Boy, home-grown mutation Grape Ape at the Cross Street Festival, The Bride-in-a-Box Bag Lady, Rappiní Christian Pirate Puppets, plus trailers for coming attractions, more Japanese Pizzicato Five music videos, music, song, dance and jest. Plus nudie camera club hijinx with www.sexysimple.com and www.jen-dave.com.

Grape Ape Redux: Atomic TV’s second encounter with Baltimore’s home-grown mutation Grape Ape at the Cross Street Festival.


Atomic TV Encounters Elvis Impersonators at Essex Day


Another look at Baltimore plumber Chris Jensen’s well-soiled Underwear Dance


Atomic TV visits Jen and Dave: Atomic TV visited Internet porn pioneers Jen and Dave in 1999 when they hosted a camera club party at their apartment in Timonium. Noticeably absent is Tom Warner’s toe-sucking escapade.

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Atomic TV #10: The “It’s Wonderful To Be a Girl” Episode

We’re told that girls are sugar and spice and every thing nice – but do they feel it’s really wonderful to be a girl? Sure, they get to have babies and (doh!) multiple orgasms, but they also have to stoop to pee and – the big showstopper – they BLEED every month. Is the trade-off worth going with the flow? Our look at Adam’s Spare Rib lets it bleed, featuring excepts from late-bloomer Carrie (killer PMS!), The He-Man Human Woman Haters Club, those menstruation training films you gals saw in elementary school, an up close and (very) personal remembrance of cycles past by a bevy of blood-bloated Baltimore beauties who chat about having “The Talk” with Mom, the Jewish tradition of The Menstrual Slap, enjoying menstrual sex (blood-spitting KISS bassist Gene Simmons was repulsed by it, that pussy!),…plus, see a menstruating Mongoloid miss learn all about the curse from her tell-all Sis…

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Atomic TV Thanksgiving Episode

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Atomic TV #21: The “Ultimate J-Pop” Episode

Yes, we’re Turning Japanese yet again. Join Atomic TV’s Tom Warner and special guest Sheila B. of New York’s CHA-CHA-CHARMING magazine, as they present the “Ultimate J-Pop” music guide, featuring Sheila’s fave Japanese girl-singer pop bands: Bonnie Pink, Judy & Mary, My Little Lover, Every Little Thing, Puffy, Lindberg. See rare live and canned videos from Japanese TV and concerts. Plus, see Emmanuel Lewis sing in Japanese!

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Atomic TV #3: The “Viewer Discretion is Strongly Advised” Episode

If you have a heart condition or are easily offended, don’t watch this episode that’s hosted by Todd Stachowski, Rock Star and his lovely lady Gina and broadcast live from the Men’s Room at a Heavy metal bar in East Baltimore… Enjoy our best (and longest) film short “Making Art with Tape” by local filmmaker Lee Boot… See highlights from the blaxploitation film career of The Man Called Dolemite, Rudy Ray Moore… Musical appearances by the thought-provoking (well… at least provoking) Rock Stars, Baltimore’s lamented late-great purveyors of punk-pop, Berserk, and reigning bargain-bin masters of melodious musical moxie, Garage Sale.

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