Devo’s "Gut Feeling" by Blister Freak Circus

“Gut Feeling” by Blister Freak Circus
from Atomic Books’ “Q: Are We Not Kiss? A: We Are Devo!”
Memory Lane, early 1990’s

Peruse the City Paper nightclub listings and you are likely to find a plethora of hipster-ironic musical mash-ups with clever names like “Johnny Clash’s Planet of the Apes 80’s Flashback” or “The White Strokes versus Wu Tang & Wang Chung.”

But in the early days of Baltimore hipsterdom this was not the case.

That is until the tax man came knocking at Atomic Books’ door.

A $5,000 tax bill loomed large. How was Huffines to pay? A book sale? Although during the 90’s Baltimore was referred to as “The City That Reads,” the fact was, no one read. Of course they occasionally bought books — but only to decorate their living spaces with. What was he to do?

Suddenly a light bulb appeared above Huffines’ head, a 150-watt illuminated marquee scrolling a message: “Put on a show, Little Rascals style!”

And since Kiss and Devo were his favorite bands he decided: What better way to beg for money than to force feed the grunge-loving public the music of his youth? And thus was born:

“Q: Are We Not Kiss? A: We Are Devo!”

The show was a rollicking success, even garnering a coveted City Paper “Best Of” award. Huffines and Warner videotaped the event, utilizing antique VHS cameras the size and weight of cinderblocks. They stored the tapes away never knowing that they were Atomic TV’s legacy, their Dead Sea Scrolls, their Book of Genesis.

Many years passed.

And so these tapes sat, deep in the Atomic TV archives until one day the spectre of unemployment revisited Scott Huffines and gave him time. Time to panic and time to worry about his future. But eventually he grew bored and nostalgic, as men in their 40’s often do, and he used this time to review hundreds of unlabeled videos, trying to make sense of his past.

He is still confused.

Sit back and enjoy one of Atomic TV’s earliest clips, our own “Cavern Club” footage.

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We’re Number 1!

And if you don’t think so, then Louis Fowler (left) thinks you’re full of number 2. In his review of holiday TV fare for the ROCKY MOUNTAIN BULLHORN, media maven Louis Fowler named Atomic TV’s “Underdog Battles Satan Claus” the best Christmas special ever! We’ve been Fowler fans since the days when Atomic Books carried his zine DAMAGED and he was recently named Best Local Radio Personality for his latest venture, the radio program DAMAGED HEARING. That he named our humble holiday hodge-podge ahead of Pee-Wee Herman’s Christmas Special (an all-time fave) and the legendary “Star Wars Holiday Special” was an additional honor, for this is rare company indeed. See Louis’ full review here: Santa Claus Conquers the Airwaves.

Check out these Louis Fowler Links:

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Atomic TV Fans Are The Greatest


Eebmore: “All your claims will blow up in your face. Begone!”

“Finally. Sheesh. I’ve been waiting literally years for Tom Warner and/or Scott Huffines to get around to digitizing and uploading clips from Atomic TV. Apparently, the original tapes are being digitized and converted to DVD, with a Christmas
special to be released on December 9th. I’m assuming the DVD will be sold at Atomic Books (in store and online order?), although I really don’t know.”


“Unpainted Huffines” weighs in: “Oh Lord, does it hurt! We are S-L-O-W-L-Y struggling to get a dvd together for the holiday season… we’re stuck on a few things but we are trying to get this freakin’ dvd together for the few fans that we do have. Actually we have more fans than we realized. Last weekend I made a rare venture downtown and was queried by fans at Holy Frijoles, Club Charles, the Ottobar and the Rendezvous. “Are you still on public access?” (That should be our new slogan.) Fans do seem to be watching — as of today we have over 100 subscribers to our vodcast, and there’sbeen over 1000 downloads. Not bad!”

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WHAT IS ATOMIC TV?

Short Answer:
Atomic TV is “A Media Maxi-Pad absorbing the continual flow of Pop Culture.” It is bio-degradable and thus may be flushed down any toilet.

Long Answer:
ATOMIC TV is the red-haired, freckle-faced stepchild of Baltimore Public Access TV’s programming family, a breech baby painfully squeezed out of the birthing canal of that negligent mother we call City Cable. Cloven-hoofed and horn-rimmed, this Hell-spawned birth defect had its butt cheeks dutifully slapped by the attending programming authorities upon its debut in 1997 before the bloody mess was handed back to its deadbeat biological fathers, TOM WARNER & SCOTT HUFFINES, its dangling umbilical cord quickly hooked up to coaxial cable for instant reception into the cable community. Often imitated (see LOST AND FOUND VIDEO), rarely surpassed in ineptitude, it remains another chapter in Baltimore’s cultural Hall of Shame, alongside our Holy Trinity heritage of Homicide, Heroin and STDs. An archaic medium in these fast-paced days of High Tech Vodcasting and Broadband Video Streaming, it still has its appeal to our peers in the Great American Economic Underclass. In other words…it’s free! It airs on Baltimore City Cable Channel 75. Despite Freedom of Information requests by the public, its exact broadcast time has not yet been declassified by the authorities. Stay tuned and stay the course. If you don’t have TiVo, we suggest staying up 24/7 to insure you don’t miss a thing.

–Tom Warner

Awards:

  • 1997 – Best of Baltimore (City Paper)
  • 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001 – Cameo Award for Excellence in Arts & Entertainment (Baltimore Cable Access)
  • 2000 – Nation’s #2 Best Public Access Show (GEAR Magazine)
  • Related links:
    Mayor’s Office of Cable & Communications (MOCC)
    Baltimore Update (Public Access TV Forum)
    Baltimore Grass Roots Media
    Baltimore Public Access Channel 75’s Random Schedule

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    Berserk – “(If I Was) Ultra 7”

    From VH1’s BEHIND THE MUSIC: “Camera-shy Dave Cawley had to be coaxed with Pixie Stix and Jolt Cola to step in front of Tom Warner’s unblinking video lens and bare his artistic soul, but the resulting music video for this Berserk toe-tapper was well worth it. Shot in front of Towson University’s Fine Arts Zen Garden and a local 7-11, and intersperced with Ultraman TV clips and live footage from Berserk’s 1998 Ottobar Reunion show, it was Warner’s attempt to put his favorite Berserk song on ATOMIC TV. ‘I just hope Skizz forgives me for not having any shots of him in there,’ Warner apologized, ‘But I didn’t get close enough at the Ottobar show to get him in frame.'” To view more Berserk clips, including drummer Skizz Czyzk‘s awesome “My Love Is So Big” video, check out the video ATOMIC TV #9, “The Berserk Reunion” episode, available through Atomic Books and Video Americain.

    –Tom Warner
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